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Solar System Changes

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"Actually, Jupiter already has a very impressive ring system!" --someone who knows Jupiter is within earshot
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Brstrk
77 days ago
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Yeah, submit a PR and God will see what He can do.
mareino
78 days ago
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I'm glad I'm not the only one who thinks Uranus and Neptune are redundant.
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macjustice
78 days ago
I'm kind of surprised that Neptune was the keeper. Uranus is sideways!
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"Actually, Jupiter already has a very impressive ring system!" --someone who knows Jupiter is within earshot

Old Game Worlds

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Ok, how many coins for a cinnamon roll?
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New favorite xkcd?
236 days ago
راه ثروتمند شدن. https://keramatzade.com/The-way-to-become-rich,-easy,-fast-and-enjoyable-way-to-earn-wealth
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239 days ago
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reminds me of: https://www.lexaloffle.com/bbs/?tid=2232
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239 days ago
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Ok, how many coins for a cinnamon roll?
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Spreadsheets

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My brother once asked me if there was a function to produce a calendar grid from a list of dates in Google Sheets. I replied with a single-cell formula that took in a list of dates and outputted a calendar. It used SEQUENCE(), REGEXMATCH(), and a double-nested ARRAYFORMULA(), and it locked up the browser for 15 seconds every time it ran. I think he learned a lot about asking me things.
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fateme76
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toilet wall mounted
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240 days ago
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Raise your hand if you've implemented a website that was originally managed by an MBA with a sheet like this.
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farktronix
255 days ago
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This is my life right now.
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skorgu
259 days ago
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The global financial system is, to a first approximation, innumerable spreadsheets communicating via bids and asks.

Don't ask how many of them use VBA.
gordol
259 days ago
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I know someone...
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DexX
259 days ago
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The alt text is WONDERFUL.
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denubis
260 days ago
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This is getting pasted into so many slacks I'm in...
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Brstrk
260 days ago
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Oooooh, query(). The forbidden fruit. Seriously, it's the best thing.
DuskStar
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Once again, the alt-text bots have died.

"My brother once asked me if there was a function to produce a calendar grid from a list of dates in Google Sheets. I replied with a single-cell formula that took in a list of dates and outputted a calendar. It used SEQUENCE(), REGEXMATCH(), and a double-nested ARRAYFORMULA(), and it locked up the browser for 15 seconds every time it ran. I think he learned a lot about asking me things."
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How Hacking Works

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If only somebody had warned them that the world would roll them like this.
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fxer
267 days ago
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As sysadmin of the smash mouth message boards I stand by my decision to store the plaintext passwords next to the md5, in case I want to upgrade the hash later.
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tedder
240 days ago
Password hint: $entire_password
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267 days ago
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My personal threat model
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BalooUriza
267 days ago
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Is Venmo a thing?
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Brstrk
269 days ago
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SomeBODY has failed to setup proper Netsec.
Ferret
269 days ago
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This is entirely true.
alt_text_bot
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If only somebody had warned them that the world would roll them like this.
pedersje
269 days ago
Well, they weren't the sharpest tools in the shed.

Diploma Legal Notes

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If you're planning to challenge the royal family, you should probably wait 6-8 weeks, since a number of the younger ones have diplomas and Kate was actually on the varsity lightsaber team at St Andrews.
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Technically bullet point number one only applies if you have graduated from one the finer police academies of Mega-City One...
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Brstrk
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Oh boy. If I had known this sooner. Someday, I'll fullfil my dream of leaving my mark on this world by being the man who deleted the word "the".
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If you're planning to challenge the royal family, you should probably wait 6-8 weeks, since a number of the younger ones have diplomas and Kate was actually on the varsity lightsaber team at St Andrews.

Alternate Histories

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"So their universe wouldn't have the iconic photo of a screaming Truman being hoisted aloft by the newspaper-printing machinery..."
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https://dastgahelaser.ir
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... I want that hat.
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"So their universe wouldn't have the iconic photo of a screaming Truman being hoisted aloft by the newspaper-printing machinery..."
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