"My brother once asked me if there was a function to produce a calendar grid from a list of dates in Google Sheets. I replied with a single-cell formula that took in a list of dates and outputted a calendar. It used SEQUENCE(), REGEXMATCH(), and a double-nested ARRAYFORMULA(), and it locked up the browser for 15 seconds every time it ran. I think he learned a lot about asking me things."
If you're planning to challenge the royal family, you should probably wait 6-8 weeks, since a number of the younger ones have diplomas and Kate was actually on the varsity lightsaber team at St Andrews.
And now I'm having flashbacks to that time I could not stop reading Unicorn Jelly in spite of all the disturbing turns it took near the end.
Actually, in retrospect, that WebComic was seriously ahead of its time in terms of internet culture: one main character was a transgender jelly, the other a neuro-atypical human/crystalline hybrid. And the art-style looked like retro-pixels mixed with deep-fried memes.