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Team Woozle all the way. It sounds like a pokemon name
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I'm glad I'm not the only one who thinks Uranus and Neptune are redundant.
Washington, District of Columbia
"Actually, Jupiter already has a very impressive ring system!" --someone who knows Jupiter is within earshot
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New favorite xkcd?
Ok, how many coins for a cinnamon roll?
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Raise your hand if you've implemented a website that was originally managed by an MBA with a sheet like this.
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The global financial system is, to a first approximation, innumerable spreadsheets communicating via bids and asks.
Don't ask how many of them use VBA.
Don't ask how many of them use VBA.
I know someone...
Earth
The alt text is WONDERFUL.
Melbourne, Australia
Once again, the alt-text bots have died.
"My brother once asked me if there was a function to produce a calendar grid from a list of dates in Google Sheets. I replied with a single-cell formula that took in a list of dates and outputted a calendar. It used SEQUENCE(), REGEXMATCH(), and a double-nested ARRAYFORMULA(), and it locked up the browser for 15 seconds every time it ran. I think he learned a lot about asking me things."
"My brother once asked me if there was a function to produce a calendar grid from a list of dates in Google Sheets. I replied with a single-cell formula that took in a list of dates and outputted a calendar. It used SEQUENCE(), REGEXMATCH(), and a double-nested ARRAYFORMULA(), and it locked up the browser for 15 seconds every time it ran. I think he learned a lot about asking me things."
Ann Arbor MI
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As sysadmin of the smash mouth message boards I stand by my decision to store the plaintext passwords next to the md5, in case I want to upgrade the hash later.
Bend, Oregon
My personal threat model
New York City
If only somebody had warned them that the world would roll them like this.
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Technically bullet point number one only applies if you have graduated from one the finer police academies of Mega-City One...
New York, NY
Oh boy. If I had known this sooner. Someday, I'll fullfil my dream of leaving my mark on this world by being the man who deleted the word "the".
If you're planning to challenge the royal family, you should probably wait 6-8 weeks, since a number of the younger ones have diplomas and Kate was actually on the varsity lightsaber team at St Andrews.
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