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Cutest-Sounding Scientific Effects

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The Stroop-YORP number of a scientific paper is how many of the 16 finalist names (sans 'effect') it manages to casually sneak into the text.
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Brstrk
939 days ago
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Team Woozle all the way. It sounds like a pokemon name

Solar System Changes

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"Actually, Jupiter already has a very impressive ring system!" --someone who knows Jupiter is within earshot
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Brstrk
1763 days ago
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Yeah, submit a PR and God will see what He can do.
mareino
1764 days ago
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I'm glad I'm not the only one who thinks Uranus and Neptune are redundant.
Washington, District of Columbia
macjustice
1764 days ago
I'm kind of surprised that Neptune was the keeper. Uranus is sideways!
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1764 days ago
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"Actually, Jupiter already has a very impressive ring system!" --someone who knows Jupiter is within earshot

Old Game Worlds

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Ok, how many coins for a cinnamon roll?
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jlvanderzwan
1925 days ago
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This is the main concept behind Village Monsters

https://villagemonsters.com/about-village-monsters/

https://forums.tigsource.com/index.php?topic=61762.0
Brstrk
1925 days ago
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New favorite xkcd?
1922 days ago
راه ثروتمند شدن. https://keramatzade.com/The-way-to-become-rich,-easy,-fast-and-enjoyable-way-to-earn-wealth
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1925 days ago
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Ok, how many coins for a cinnamon roll?
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Spreadsheets

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My brother once asked me if there was a function to produce a calendar grid from a list of dates in Google Sheets. I replied with a single-cell formula that took in a list of dates and outputted a calendar. It used SEQUENCE(), REGEXMATCH(), and a double-nested ARRAYFORMULA(), and it locked up the browser for 15 seconds every time it ran. I think he learned a lot about asking me things.
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fateme76
1788 days ago
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toilet wall mounted
https://saniterra.pt/product/toilet-wall-mounted-211011/
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tedder
1926 days ago
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Raise your hand if you've implemented a website that was originally managed by an MBA with a sheet like this.
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farktronix
1942 days ago
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This is my life right now.
Sunnyvale, CA, USA
skorgu
1945 days ago
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The global financial system is, to a first approximation, innumerable spreadsheets communicating via bids and asks.

Don't ask how many of them use VBA.
gordol
1945 days ago
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I know someone...
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DexX
1945 days ago
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The alt text is WONDERFUL.
Melbourne, Australia
denubis
1946 days ago
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This is getting pasted into so many slacks I'm in...
Brstrk
1946 days ago
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Oooooh, query(). The forbidden fruit. Seriously, it's the best thing.
DuskStar
1946 days ago
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Once again, the alt-text bots have died.

"My brother once asked me if there was a function to produce a calendar grid from a list of dates in Google Sheets. I replied with a single-cell formula that took in a list of dates and outputted a calendar. It used SEQUENCE(), REGEXMATCH(), and a double-nested ARRAYFORMULA(), and it locked up the browser for 15 seconds every time it ran. I think he learned a lot about asking me things."
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How Hacking Works

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If only somebody had warned them that the world would roll them like this.
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fxer
1953 days ago
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As sysadmin of the smash mouth message boards I stand by my decision to store the plaintext passwords next to the md5, in case I want to upgrade the hash later.
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tedder
1926 days ago
Password hint: $entire_password
reconbot
1953 days ago
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My personal threat model
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BalooUriza
1953 days ago
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Is Venmo a thing?
Tulsa, Oklahoma
Brstrk
1955 days ago
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SomeBODY has failed to setup proper Netsec.
1407 days ago
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Ferret
1955 days ago
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This is entirely true.
alt_text_bot
1955 days ago
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If only somebody had warned them that the world would roll them like this.
pedersje
1955 days ago
Well, they weren't the sharpest tools in the shed.

Diploma Legal Notes

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If you're planning to challenge the royal family, you should probably wait 6-8 weeks, since a number of the younger ones have diplomas and Kate was actually on the varsity lightsaber team at St Andrews.
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satadru
1997 days ago
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Technically bullet point number one only applies if you have graduated from one the finer police academies of Mega-City One...
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Brstrk
2000 days ago
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Oh boy. If I had known this sooner. Someday, I'll fullfil my dream of leaving my mark on this world by being the man who deleted the word "the".
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2000 days ago
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If you're planning to challenge the royal family, you should probably wait 6-8 weeks, since a number of the younger ones have diplomas and Kate was actually on the varsity lightsaber team at St Andrews.
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